xHamster Royal Wedding

xHamster Looks to Hire Markle Family For Royal Wedding Parody

LONDON — Leading adult site xHamster is looking to hire members of Markle family to represent them at the wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle this weekend, as well as for future work with the company.

Alex Hawkins, Vice President of xHamster, read the story of the estranged Markles, and wondered if his porn site couldn’t do something to help. xHamster has reached out to half-brother Thomas Markle Jr. and half-sister Samantha Grant.

“We’re looking for Thomas and Samantha to deliver xHamster’s gift to the royal couple — a Certificate of Erotic Achievement, thanking Meghan for the large increase in traffic we’ve seen come from people searching for her nude scenes. We’ll have our rep in London that weekend, and would love to talk with them about appearing in an upcoming parody.”


Hawkins said that the company is also looking for any non-blood related siblings that might be lurking, including sister-in-law Tracy Dooley.

“Stepbrothers, stepsisters, horny sisters-in-law and straying husbands are the bread and butter of the online adult industry right now, so we’re very much into family reunification. We’re not quite sure where this will lead, but it’s an investment we’re very happy to make.”

CONTACT:

Alex Hawkins

Vice President, xHamster

alex.hawkins@xhamster.com